Welcome to the Alex's Applications End-User License Agreement (AAEULA) page. Here, you can find answers to all your questions about the AAEULA, and answers to questions you didn't know you had! (Please note that if you are trying to find out what the agreement is, you are in the wrong place. For your safety, the actual AAEULA itself is not available to the public.)

AAEULA FAQ

Question:

What is the AAEULA?

Answer:

The AAEULA is an agreement between visitors and the company. It states our rights over our visitors and customers, as well as their responsibilities. It is a legal document to which visitors and customers of alexsapps.com are subject. Yes, that means you. By visiting alexsapps.com, you are protected by the AAEULA. You can interpret the previous statements however you wish. Some actually feel safe, while others are CREEPED OUT. The AAEULA is written in a document consisting of about 100 or so legal-sized authentic-looking pages. The pages are burnt at the edges and slightly crumpled. The handwriting is done professionally by witches. The pages are stored in a glass case. Inside the layers of glass is a liquid which dissolves any material it comes into contact with, except the glass. Thus if anyone tries to break the glass to gain access to the AAEULA, it will subsequently be destroyed.

Question:	Is the AAEULA subject to change?
Answer:	Yes. If you would like to sign up for email notifications, click here. However, the changes are highly confidential and you will not be notified when it is changed.

Question:	Does the AAEULA have priority over my constitutional rights and federal law?
Answer:	Yes. If the AAEULA contradicts your rights or the federal law, the guidelines of the AAEULA take precedence.

Question:	How does the AAEULA compare to other EULAs?
Answer:	It doesn't. The AAEULA is so powerfully meaningful, precisely defined and strictly enforced that no EULA can compare to its ostentation.

Question:

Who can I contact regarding the AAEULA?

Answer:

You may contact any of the fourty AlexsApps Secretarybots. Currently, the bots are down for maintenance. However, you can always call Applications Himself via his cell phone, except it's never on. The most reliable way to contact Applications Himself is by email. Go to www.alexsapps.com/contact and shoot him an email. He will provide you with a link to this page, which will likely answer most if not all of your questions regarding the AAEULA. Be sure to thank him for his assistance.