| Date | Quote |
| 2006-10-12 thu | [someone's name]...it's alittle bit scadoodles [cold] today; could you please close the door? - Mrs. Beamer |
| 2006-10-13 fri | I'm happy but I have money. - Lauren Waggoner. |
| 2006-10-14 sat | I kissed his face. - Kyle Case [explanation] |
| 2006-10-16 mon | There can be as many 'les'es as you want... - Mrs. Larson |
| 2006-10-17 tue | You'll get lots of action today. - Mrs. Rizza |
| 2006-11-01 wed | [next week we will be doing this] without our notes to see if we're ready for the quizzypoo.-Mrs. Beamer |
| 2006-11-10 fri | Piss on his foot. - Jeff Kahn |
| 2006-11-13 mon | (After reading a word problem), "Here comes an equation; I can feel it." - Mr. Bell |
| 2006-11-13 mon | (While correcting homework in class), "If you put 'ribosomes' your not horrible." - Mrs. Beamer |
| 2006-11-14 tue | Michael ? is out of his desk; "I didn't say you could polinate the flowers." - Mrs. Larson |
| 2006-11-16 thu | I'm just that awesome. - Steven Buell |
| 2006-12-04 mon | It'll just go boom! - Steven Buell |
| 2006-12-15 fri | Los peines - Dylan Primrose |
| 2007-01-18 thu | I hear people acting like silly toads. - Mrs. Larson |
| 2007-01-22 mon | ...minimum...I can't say that. Minimum, minimum, minimum... - Mr. Bell |
| 2007-01-22 mon | I feel like a million bucks. - Mrs. Beamer |
| 2007-01-29 mon | They're like a fith of the price of pistachios. - Mrs. Vink |
| 2007-01-31 wed | Don't say 'my writing is a piece of crap'... - Mrs. Owens |
| 2007-02-02 fri | Are you looking for nucleotides in the trash? - Mrs. Beamer |
| 2007-02-08 thu | Other classes had some problems with the circle. - Mr. Bell |
| 2007-02-08 thu | I have so much new-found respect for this sport [track] - Nina Sabahi |
| 2007-02-10 sat | ...as soon as they learn to frost both sides... (referring to Frosted Shredded Wheat) - Ryan Vessey |
| 2007-02-12 mon | That is Mr. Exponent. - Mr. Bell |
| 2007-02-12 mon | For some reason I woke up really early and brushed my teeth. - Andrew Ruiz |
| 2007-02-14 wed | ...sharing is caring (mentioned after a quick exchange of answers) - '??????' Rosenfield |
| 2007-02-14 wed | Real men do wear pink. [valentines day] - Mrs. Beamer |
| 2007-02-15 thu | They have the largest population of people that are dwarfs AND have extra fingers and toes. - Mrs. Beamer |
| 2007-02-15 thu | Close the door; we're ready to go to Mexico. [movie] - Mrs. Larson |
| 2007-02-18 sun | I have this big project due but look - I'm not worried. I'm just listening to music! - Jacqueline Taylor |
| 2007-02-20 tue | I have some six milers that are less than six miles. - Coach Bell |
| 2007-02-23 fri | Aww man that was kinda hard...pretty easy though. - Dylan Primrose |
| 2007-03-05 mon | Somebody smells really good around here. - Mrs. Beamer |
| 2007-03-06 tue | No more projectile throwing [or you'll go outside]. - Mr. Beverly |
| 2007-03-06 tue | I was laughing so hard... I got all fart and no air. - Michael Palazzo |
| 2007-03-08 thu | Difinitively. - Rajiv Rao |
| 2007-03-09 fri | God, you're dumb. - Quinn Bremer |
| 2007-03-12 mon | I don't think God really cares... - Austin Bossecker |
| 2007-03-15 thu | If you're going to smile make sure u got teeth. - Dylan Primrose |
| 2007-03-23 fri | I was the first looser. (track meet) - Michael Estrada |
| 2007-03-12 thu | Have I mentioned that I love you? ... Have I? - Mrs. Bemer |
| 2007-03-12 thu | It can't be done. - Gary Bastien [referring to a proof: 1=2] |
| 2007-04-18 wed | We're doing 16 400's, but when you put 'em all together it isn't that bad. - Coach Twiggs |
| 2007-04-19 thu | Two zeroes in it... heck yeah! - Mr. Bell |
| 2007-04-20 fri | You just made me snort. - Mrs. Beamer |
| 2007-05-08 tue | It's the new sensation that's sweeping the nation. - Jacqueline Taylor [referring to her invented but supposedly famous words, obbag and gabbo. |
| 2007-05-11 fri | I was thinking I wanted some gum. - Crystal Turner |
| 2007-05-17 thu | There's no time better than the present to do this nice pretty packet... - Mr. Bell |
| 2007-05-20 sun | "Blue cheese's flat-out baller." - Jeff Kahn |
| 2007-05-21 mon | "...a little bit of some of the elements..." [WH presentation] - Rajiv Rao |
| 2007-05-21 mon | "One does not touch another's head." [WH presentation] - Edward Huang |
| 2007-05-22 tue | "Bev, wha do you guys do in this class?" - Barzeen Soroudi |
| 2007-05-24 thu | "Four pi over three! And I put seven pi over six... I'm gonna shoot myself..." [-1 on algebra quiz] - Peter Nguyen |
| 2007-05-26 sat | "He's about as dead as they come." - Greg Taylor |
| 2007-05-27 sun | "Daddy puts the fine in financing." - Jacqueline Taylor |
| 2007-05-30 wed | "Those cubes and squares really scare me." - Mr. Bell |
| 2007-05-30 wed | "If god created man, who created Jordy?" - Joseph Walery |
| 2007-06-01 fri | "Everyone's hungry all the time - that's awesome." - Mrs. Vink |
| 2007-06-04 mon | "[The cheese is kinda strong so you don't have to eat it], but the bread, I made, so you shall eat it." - Katie Farley |
| 2007-06-04 mon | "...if you manually kill a pig..." - Samwise Dylan Schulte |
| 2007-06-06 wed | "'The World is Your Oyster' as recommended by table 3, period 4 girls" - Mrs. Beamer |
| 2007-06-07 thu | "Proper grammar is the only way to get things from me." - Sam schulte |
| 2007-06-07 thu | "After destroying the pig braine] ok... just put it all back in!" - Hope Secor |
| 2007-06-07 thu | "The pig cuts just like chicken!" - Kelsey Nerland |
| 2007-06-11 mon | "Easy as squeezy...lemon peezey" - Sam Schulte |
| 2007-06-12 tue | "I weep for mankind." - Sophie Gerrick |
| 2007-06-14 thu | "After we learn from history, we stillmake the same, idiotic mistakes every single day." - Adrian Sun |
| 2007-06-14 thu | "I don't know, but if it's not in my room I get in trouble." - Steven Buell |
| 2007-06-17 sun | "I now have an oat in my lungs!" - Greg Taylor |
| 2007-06-19 tue | "...set BgColor to a distinctive color, such as blue." - MSDN Article (Microsoft) |
| 2007-07-26 | "I'm all for faith and everything..." - Jacqueline Taylor |
| 2007-07-30 | "This is the only blue [of death] screen i'm happy to see." - David Ferreira |
| 2007-07-31 | "Wait a minute...where's the 'ease of use'?" - Mrs. Barbara Walery |
| 2007-08-01 | "Jacqueline, you're a big problem." - Jennifer Taylor |
| 2007-08-26 | "You shave your knee-caps?" - Sean Feeney |
| 2007-08-28 | "My aunt got drunk and gave us cake." - Hannah Schulte |
| 2007-09-05 wed | "<i>Folding</i> chairs...awesome!" - Mrs. Hastings |
| 2007-09-06 thu | "I had friends... well, a friend..." - The [Howson] Fong |
| 2007-09-11 tue | "I have a whip." - Mrs. Hughes |
| 2007-09-13 thu | <div style="visibility:hidden">Mr. Fong talks about the upcoming Euro test: "I am making the test easy for you guys - I won't throw you in the fire." Katie Farley's response: "Oh, so you'll just slowly burn us?!?!" - Mr. Fong, Katie Farley</div> |
| 2007-09-13 thu | "Is this your calculator...[stuck] You glued it together?!" - Michael Ma. Now you can't call me a n00b anymore. |
| 2007-09-14 fri | "Thee that hate me will die!" - Mark Kalil |
| 2007-09-15 sat | "I want you guys in spitn'-distance of each other." - XC Coach Cushing-Murray |
| 2007-09-14 fri | "The calculator is not nearly as sophisticated as your brain...well, for some people." - Mrs. Hughes |
| 2007-09-24 mon | "Speaking baby-talk is no problem." - Mrs. Hughes |
| 2007-09-24 mon | "Appleton is the master, he conquers all noobs that inhabit this planet earth." - Tyler Ogata |
| 2007-10-06 sat | "Notably, to my face" - Sophie Gerrick |
| 2007-10-05 fri | "How much time do we have left? Oh...3 minutes is an infinite amount of bits of time; <em>don't</em> be packing up. |
| 2007-10-16 mon | "Will someone get me a puppet, please?" - Mrs. Whyte |
| 2007-10-17 wed | "The hope is yes." - Wendy Siino |
| 2007-10-30 tues | "In all seriousness, listen to me. I try not to laugh at you." - Mrs. Hughes |
| 2007-10-30 tues | "We have a 'vis con' [visual concept] coming up that will help us understand..." - Mrs. Hastings |
| 2007-09-05 | "I always say yes, except when I say no." - Mrs. Larson |
| 2007-11-05 | "I still play with toys. I like toys." - The [Howson] Fong |
| 2007-11-14 | "Nononono - you <em>should</em> care. Because it's the right thing to do." - Rajiv Rao |
| 2007-11-20 | "…study session--yessss" - Peter Nguyen |
| 2007-11-29 | "jk" - Mrs. Hastings |
| 2007-12-05 | "What the hell, fong. Have you ever seen a Canadian Asian Irish baby? I mean c'mon, who puts soy sauce and syrup on a patatoe?" - Joseph Walery |
| 2007-12-17 | "Whether or not you know this, you do." - Ms. Whyte |
| 2007-12-27 | "Exemplary business robustness" - Gregory Taylor |
| 2008-01-14 | "And you were so emphatically wrong." - Mrs. Hughes |
| 2008-01-14 | "I'm shrieking like a banshee..." - Mrs. Hughes |
| 2008-01-14 | "Why is he engaging in physically risky behavior?" - Ms. Brunasso (Bailey, IKWtCBS) |
| 2008-01-25 | "Ew! Is that math?" - Ms. Brunasso (patrolling classroom activities) |
| 2008-02-15 | "I am a benevolent monarch. I don't make my subjects suffer." - Mrs. Hughes |
| 2008-02-20 | "You're not so worried about your ears when you're worried about your face." - Mrs. Hughes |
| 2008-03-12 | "If you mess it up, we will all laugh at you, respectfully." - Mr. Hobbs |
| 2008-03-14 | "Who solved this little <em>doozie</em>, here?" - Mrs. Hastings |
| 2008-03-29 | "Mr. Taylor? Is it ok if we go lay down on top of your car?" - Natalie Jones |
| 2008-04-03 | "Jessica, I've noticed that you are prone to really demonstrative kinds of gestures." - Mrs. Hughes |
| 2008-04-15 | "Same thing right? For all intensive purposes..." - Ben Gibbs |
| 2008-04-23 | "That's what makes me witty." - Jacqueline Taylor |
| 2008-05-04 | "Yea, that's the other thing - I hate being busted." - Jacqueline Taylor |
| 2008-05-23 | "Where Da Fong?! [In reaction to Mr. Fong being MIA 5th period]" - Samuel Schulte |
| 2008-05-22 | "I've got a serious problem here. Who's got the other half of the solutions manual?" - Mrs. Hughes |
| 2008-05-27 | "This is a good problem - be forceful." - Mrs. Hughes |
| 2008-06-04 | "... putting that in reserve for future buffering" - Mrs. Hastings |
| 2008-09-17 wed | "You have to vomit it on to your paper" - Mr. Hepinger |
| 2008-10-07 tue | "Unintended puns are my favorite. I don't like intended puns." - Mr. Hepinger |
| 20081025 | "It's generally downhill on the way down." - Coach Bell |