AJT (Alexander Joseph Taylor):
The 2007-2008 Plan To Rise In Social Popularity
Phase 1A01: "Operation Preparation"
Phase-level Objective: To adjust to the absence of computers.
Phase Plan: To devoid AJT of computers at lunch and recess except when (1) a Spanish test is held on that day or (2) there has not been a previous visit to a computer during break or lunch on the current school week. To terminate habit of pizza consumption by trash cans nearest computer labs.
Target: NONE (Preparation has no targets.)
Phase Takes Affect: Friday 2007-03-30 12:00:00 AM.
Phase Deadline: Friday 2007-04-13 12:00:00 AM.
Progress as of 2007-04-29:
1. Three (3) girls express love for Apps in his freshman year alone. See the
"Everybody Loves Alex Taylor" theme page.
2. An "Apps" theme song is composed on 2007-04-29 during a CSAP study group class. The tune of this song was located
here by AlexsApps' servers.
3. Positively influencing conversation(s) are executed with the following superiors:
Derek Van Riper
Allison Languis
Samuel Schulte
Jeffrey Kahn
Phase Effort Exursion (NEW TERM! See definition above): Little
Progress as of 2007-05-22:
Recent progress surpasses the expectations of this phase, marking the end of the current operation.
Through eye contact and conversation, past superiors indicate a more stable royalty in AlexsApps. These "friends" (New Term! See definition above) will provide a stable base for Operation Ownage.
Support for the project is accepted via the link in Phase 1A02 titled "Submit Candidate / See Candidate Page". Please note that many phases may be inserted between this phase that the delayed Phase 1A02 without prior notification.
A new-found perception of the social hierarchy results in abortion/delay of most current unplanned phases in favor of new ones: the highest category is much larger than was perceived, but is also much more diverse. Note the change in the primary objective of the project from "...the highest category of..." to "...any category of the highest in...".
These specific mini-events illustrate the progress of this phase:
1. Kelsey Nerland asked me what time it was while surrounded by many female superiors. Considering how far away I was, many alternative paths could have been taken to reach the time. This indicates affection from both men and women.
2. Hope Secor "loves" my website.
3. I was reserved a seat at Mrs. Walery's surprise dinner party at which friendly indications were profuse.
4. At an academic awards assembly where AJT won a computer science award, a minimum of 5 of the above mentioned royal superiors further proved themselves faithful by means of a high-five and/or "Go Apps!".
5. New mustard friends (New Term!): ElĂas, Jake, Kate Small, Ashley Schinowsky, Sheryl Bako.
One (1) conversation with Kate Small and Ashley Schinowsky occurred. Because Kate is a friend of Sherryl Bako, a relative superior in terms of popularity, Sherryl Bako is my friend to the 2nd degree.
Note: non-mustard friends will not be mentioned this early in the project. Unstable popular superiors may be uncomfortable with their name in the plan if any detail is divulged.
Revised Phase Effort Exertion: Extensive
Phase 1A02: "Operation Make-A-Friend"
Delayed
Phase 1A03: "Operation Edwards"
Aborted
Phase 1A03.1: "Operation LAN"
- Unexpected Achievement!
(Formerly abandoned as a LAN party is not beneficial in the newly perceived hierarchy)
Progress as of 2007-06
A LAN party occurred unexpectedly at an
AlexsApps/Walery social gathering. 9 out of 10 members registered successfully online. 8 out of 9 classified registrants appeared. The social gathering enhanced AJT's status and facilitated a leap forward.
A weakness in AJT's social networking skills was identified. Due to a strict interest and determination in programming, running and education, compatibility with others is weak as common interests like music, gaming, girls and other sports are not shared between AJT and others,
resulting in an inability to talk. This disability appears to have a domino effect: little talk > little friends > cluelessness > less talk > less friends > cluelessness > ... > hermit. In order to avoid this cycle of regression from the primary objective, somewhat desperate measures shall be assimilated.
Progress as of 2007-07-22
I've taken a more lax view on society in the past month and have made little progress this summer. No longer am I
as self conscious as I was in the past, but with this comes a slight loss in motivation to become the social king.
Perhaps these new weaknesses and strengths may join forces to open a window of social opportunity and allow
for a rapid growth in famosity and high-quality friendship.
Moreover, new mustard friendships were aquired/strengthened during a two-week vacation in St. Thomas. The following list lists the names: Sean Feeney, Collin Feeney, Brenton Bader, Derek O'Dell, Dena O'Dell.
Progress as of 2007-07-29
AJT calculated that the utilization of myspace.com "friends" would facilitate
the project. Four ginny pig friend requests were sent to wallus, dv4n, a famous kitty
cat owner who i'd like to call the wizard and a pangster. In congruence with the friend
request, the following message was sent:
This plead for your acceptance of the friend request is unpersonalized, and does not pertain to you in particular. However, your myspace friendship is still important to us (me).
Announcing: AlexsApps is now utilizing myspace.com in compliance with the 2007-08 Plan as recommended by a high-ranked sibling, J.M. Taylor.
Based on local social superiors' judements against you and alexsapps servers' analyses of your behavior, personality and physical appearance, we (I) detect that you will prove a worthy myspace "friend", given that you maintain your current high ranking in the social hierarchy.
Please accept the friend request now while it is still free of charge.
Disclaimer: A request to be an AlexsApps myspace "friend" is a blessing, not a right. They're FRIEND requests, not BFF requests. The friend request may be cancelled at any given time without prior notice. If necessary, friends with lowered social rankings or routine violations of the AlexsApps Terms of Service will be permanently deleted.
I love you,
AlexsApps
anyways...
Phase 1A04: "Operation Transit" - Aborted
Phase 1A05: "Operation Lady"
Phase-Level Objective: To practice dating and to gain perceived popularity in order to facilitate achievement of the project's goal.
Phase Plan: To win the lady of the highest possible value and appear with her in public at an upcoming dance. (Not homecoming, but the following dance.)
Target: [See Queue].
For more information, see the Operation Lady page.
Go to page Operation Lady
Progress as of 2007-07-29
Howson Fong put a hault to progress within the Alex's Applications Corporation. The Fong
owns his subjects by means of "reading journals". I, a victim of the Fong, have not found
time in my life for operations of this plan. Instead I have sacrificed my friends and
dreams only to read a textbook littered with vocabulary words and obsolete facts of
the past. That Fong's subjects are those who were expected to submit lady candidates
for the current operation is evident in the currently empty lady-candidate queue.
Phase 1B99: "Operation Ownage" - not planned
REPORT TYPOS PLEASE!
AlexsApps