Date-request queue for upcoming dance:

ALL CHANGES ARE LOGGED.  DO NOT ENTER NOOB SNOOB, AND PLEASE DO NOT SUBMIT ANY PROFANE WORDS THAT T.U.S.D. WOULD BE DISPLEASED TO SEE IN ORDER TO AVOID DISTRUST WITH THE DISTRICT AND ITS FIREWALL!

To delete a lady candidate, input their value as 1 frog.  If she is worth more than a frog, please leave her be.


* On 2007-11-10, an AlexsApps representative deleted Raagav Mohanakrishnan and Peter Davis from the lady candidate queue, as Peter Davis had 2 entires and Raagav had 3. Not only had females been entered with lower scores than them (a violation of the rules), but they were assigned different and unhonest values.
An AlexsApps MVP suggested a last-minute ingenious plan that may fulfill the project's requirements at about the approaching due date. The MVP identified this trend while scrutinizing the list of names of attendees to all FHS dances and their dates in the last two years: the likelihood that a member in any given social class will attend a dance is directly proportional to the popularity of his social class, and the value of any man or woman that dates another man or woman is directly proportional to the value of the man or woman with whom he or she is dating. Therefore, if I attend a dance and date a valuable woman, I may be perceived as popular and valuable, which in turn would facilitate the process of making new friends and literally becoming popular.

NOTE: For purposes of this project, a (wo)man's "value" will refer to his or her sexual allure and/or perceived popularity. Here, women are rated in terms of the quantity of men whom they are worth. Through popularity and sexual allure, woman can win "men". A woman that is worth ten men is indicated by 10m. (To indicate meters, use \m.) A woman of value 5m is worth more than a woman of value 3m. A woman that is worth one one-hundredth of a man is considered to be worth 1 frog (f). That is, 100f = 1m. A woman that is worth (3/4)m is worth 75f.

In order to achieve as much success as possible, a date-request queue is provided above for you to submit women and input their respective values, in men (if worth <1 man, they will be automatically displayed in frogs). Women that attain larger values win a higher position in the queue. Each woman in the queue will have an opportunity to date me, starting with the woman of utmost value. When a woman abides, the process ends and no other women will receive a request. She is then compared to me in terms of value. If the value of the woman is declared to be less than that of mine by a majority of votes from the AlexsApps Cabinet, then the request will be discarded and I will not attend the dance (and the project’s date of presumed completion will be delayed significantly).

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