*Attention*
This page is extremely old and sickly. I don't even remember why I made it. It is now obsolete and has to meaning to this company, which officially repudiates the content on this page. I'm pretty sure I thought there was something funny about what this pages says when I made it, but the only reason I'm keeping it now is for archival purposes.
GEEK DISCLAIMER AND ALEXSAPPS TERMS OF SERVICE

BY BEEING A GEEK, YOU ARE AGREEING TO HAVE FAITH IN THE FOLLOWING STATEMENTS:
1. GEEKS ARE PERMITTED TO EMAIL nospam
2. GEEKS SHALL NOT BE AFRAID TO CONTACT nospam
3. GEEKS' AIM SCREEN NAMES AND EMAIL ADDRESSES WILL BE ADDED IF SUBMITTED, EVEN IF YOU ARE A GEEK
4. GEEKS ARE PERMITTED TO SUGGEST UPGRADES AND REPORT BUGS OF THIS WEBSITE TO nospam
5. GEEKS MAY SIGN THE GUESTBOOK USING THEIR REAL NAMES
6. GEEKS WHO OVERCOME THEIR FEAR OF EMAILING nospam BECOME IRRGEEKULAR
7. SUBISSIONS FROM GEEKS TO nospam DO NOT MAKE GEEKS GEEKIER
8. IF YOU FEEL AN URGE TO EMAIL nospam YOU SHALL CLICK THIS <insert>note: the THIS link is no longer functional</insert> AND YOU WILL EXPERIENCE ETERNAL BLISS
9. ALEX IS NOT NECCESSARILY A GEEK